A beautiful clip of Istanbul:
http://www.ersineser.us/
Friday, April 25, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Liverpool-Chelsea
Before last night's Champion's League game, I had a feeling that the game was going to finish 1-1.
When the game started, I got a little more hopeful about Liverpool's chances. Liverpool really outplayed and outclassed Chelsea on the night. Liverpool players seem to believe that this cup belongs to them. They showed some belief and determination that I haven't seen from them for a long time.
Although people are ridiculing me, I have been telling them that I believe we can beat Chelsea at the Stamford Bridge. People have been throwing a lot of stats at me in support of their argument that Liverpool cannot beat Chelsea in London.
My counter argument is that Chelsea has a tough game against Man United at the weekend whereas Liverpool can rest the whole first team if they wanted to as they literally need only 1 point from the remaining 3 games to guarantee the fourths spot.
Also, 1-1 is still not a bad result to go away with. Chelsea will be as much on the edge as Liverpool as only 1 goal for Liverpool can change the whole game, especially if they can score first. Even Chelsea scores the first goal, Liverpool still has everything to play for.
Anyway, let's hope that my wild guess is correct and Liverpool can go through to the next round but beating Chelsea.
When the game started, I got a little more hopeful about Liverpool's chances. Liverpool really outplayed and outclassed Chelsea on the night. Liverpool players seem to believe that this cup belongs to them. They showed some belief and determination that I haven't seen from them for a long time.
Although people are ridiculing me, I have been telling them that I believe we can beat Chelsea at the Stamford Bridge. People have been throwing a lot of stats at me in support of their argument that Liverpool cannot beat Chelsea in London.
My counter argument is that Chelsea has a tough game against Man United at the weekend whereas Liverpool can rest the whole first team if they wanted to as they literally need only 1 point from the remaining 3 games to guarantee the fourths spot.
Also, 1-1 is still not a bad result to go away with. Chelsea will be as much on the edge as Liverpool as only 1 goal for Liverpool can change the whole game, especially if they can score first. Even Chelsea scores the first goal, Liverpool still has everything to play for.
Anyway, let's hope that my wild guess is correct and Liverpool can go through to the next round but beating Chelsea.
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
(: Actual writings in an Mpumalanga Hospital(South Africa) Register :)
I am not sure how authentic these are but I laughed a lot reading though the list:
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
5. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
7. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
8. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
9. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
10. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
11. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry.
16. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
25. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
26. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
27. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
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